DO NOT SEND IMs. I WON'T RESPOND Need to add some pics later. Would really prefer to find something long term and legit. Dunno if this is the place for that. lol So wouldn't mind having something casual with someone who is dtf. Get together on occasion and do what we want to do. Some bullet points... I walk around my house naked and sing. I laugh at inappropriate jokes, and respond with worse ones. I wear socks that match. I'm a veteran and work at a prison, so I cuss alot. I have a that freeloads off me permanently. Tried to claim her on my taxes as a security system. Currently dodging calls from the IRS. 😬 I show affection to my friends by slightly bullying them. I will slap your ass in public and not apologize. I won't take shit from waiters, and I will always defend your honor. PS, I don't pull out. 😉